I must not check email.
Email is the productivity-killer.
Email is the little-disruption that brings total loss of focus.
I will ignore my email.
I will permit the notification icon to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the scanning eye to see it at a predetermined time.
Where the email has gone there will be nothing so urgent.
Only I will remain

Inspiration: Dune

dbareactions:

When I ask the developers if they tested it yet

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When I ask the developers if they tested it yet

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When I can’t make it to #SQLPASS, but I can buy the pre-con training online

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When I can’t make it to #SQLPASS, but I can buy the pre-con training online

dbareactions:

When I fail over to the DR site for the first time

dbareactions:

When I fail over to the DR site for the first time

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When they try to make peace between Developers and DBA’s. (HT @ShadowGK)

dbareactions:

When they try to make peace between Developers and DBA’s. (HT @ShadowGK)

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When I find people snooping around in the databases. (HT @CBellDBA)

dbareactions:

When I find people snooping around in the databases. (HT @CBellDBA)

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When we implement audit triggers on a very small yet highly problematic development database without telling the developers (HT @SQLprincess)

dbareactions:

When we implement audit triggers on a very small yet highly problematic development database without telling the developers (HT @SQLprincess)